If you could read this sign to begin with, would you really require a picture menu?
Worst. Fragrance idea. Ever.
‘Cause the chicks just love a dude that smells like gasoline exhaust and burnt rubber.
Truth in advertising:
I appreciate a company that’s willing to just come out and say what it is they’re really selling.
Do UFOs run on unleaded too?
Just check out the guy filling the portable tank. This must have been prior to abducting the Energizer bunny.
It’s what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry:
There are many different thematic presentations for an appetizer platter, but autopsy table shouldn’t be one of them.
Will I ever use all this math in the real world?
If you’re a cartoonist, apparently not.
You can also get by without it if you’re a superhero:
Computer engineers, on the other hand, are screwed.
Hell! Download the following video clip to see what Hell looks like: Hell.avi
If, after watching it, you can’t figure out what’s so horrifying, just watch it again, but this time ask yourself one question… Where’s the door?