1 picture = 1 kiloword, Vol. III

Hindsight:

If you could read this sign to begin with, would you really require  a picture menu?


Worst. Fragrance idea. Ever.

‘Cause the chicks just  love a dude that smells like gasoline exhaust and burnt rubber.


Truth in advertising:

I appreciate a company that’s willing to just come out and say what it is they’re really selling.


Do UFOs run on unleaded too?

Just check out the guy filling the portable tank.   This must have been prior to abducting the Energizer bunny.


It’s what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry:

There are  many different  thematic presentations for  an appetizer platter, but  autopsy table shouldn’t be one of them.


Will I ever use all this math in the real world?

If you’re a cartoonist, apparently not.

You can also get by without it if you’re a superhero:

Computer engineers, on the other hand, are screwed.


Hell! Download the following video clip to see what Hell looks like: Hell.avi

If, after watching it,  you can’t figure out what’s so horrifying, just  watch  it again, but this time ask yourself one question… Where’s the door?

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