Snippets of a conversation I overheard while eating lunch at Komplexify U’s snack bar:
Student 1: I heard that they’re making a National Treasure 2. They’re filming up at Mount Rushmore and they’re looking for extras.
Student 2: Sweet! I hear that extras get paid, like, $40 a day. You can easily pocket $1000 just for showing up.
Student 1: Yeah, and you get royalties from the movie too.
Student 2: Sweet!
Student 1: I guess the plot is that Nicolas Cage uncovers the truth about Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. He like finds the missing 16 pages of John Wilkes Booth’s diary.
Student 2: I heard it was Jefferson’s diary.
Student 1: Oh yeah… I guess that makes more sense.
Student 1: I heard the film crew cancelled Hill City’s prom at Rushmore so they could film there at night.
Student 2: Yeah. Nicolas Cage is a dick.
Student 2: I wonder why they’re at Mount Rushmore?
Student 1: Dude, there’s like a secret chamber in Mount Rushmore where the government hides all sorts of classified secrets. There’s a door under Washington’s mouth or behind Jefferson’s ear or something.
Student 2: That was Team America, retard.