As demonstrated to me by the Queen B, who herself learned it from a wizened old Hawaiian craftsman.
What you need: Two long green palms fronds.
Step 1: Take one of the fronds and wrap it twice around your left index finger, leaving two loops, like so:
Step 2: Take the second frond and slide it behind the first frond’s first loop, but through the second loop, like so:
Step 3: Now, take that second frond and wrap the right half of it back around the second loop of the first frond, passing it through the lower loop of the first frond and… oh, wait… what? Is that my right? Or your right? Oh I got it…. no… wait… what the? Almost… dammit! Oh, c’mon motherfu—
Step 4: Tighten and voila:
Easy as pie!
