The world’s most difficult word problem:
Since the difference between a bathroom and a bedroom is a toilet, I can simplify the first part as
2 Br. – 2 Ba. = -2 (Ba. – Br.) = -2 toilets
Unfortunately, I’m not even sure about the units when you divide an office by a den.
WWJD?
On the one hand, I think it’s awesome that Jesus himself visited Hawaii. On the other hand, I would have expected a sign of higher quality from a carpenter.
On the way home from work, I pass a billboard that looks something like this:
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As a student,
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Actually, I’m pretty sure he was an Einstein every single day after he was born, failing some initial mix-up at the hospital.
Who says movies are too expensive?
Sweet! That’s 100 movies for under a buck! Date night’s on me!
The hidden cost of weddings:
If you’ve just blown eight grand on cleaning your gown, may I suggest where to rent your movies?
Inadvertent filth (1):
And to think I found those old Wake up with the King commercials were uncomfortably homoerotic.
Inadvertent filth (2):
Based on these examples, I can only assume the fifties were unspeakably raunchy.
