Monthly Archives: April 2009

Talking turkey

Posted on April 30, 2009 by Travis

Me: So how many stories should we read tonight? Ladybug: Five stories! Me: How about three stories? Ladybug: Five stories! Me: How about three stories? Ladybug: Five stories! Me: How about two stories? Ladybug: Five stories! Me: How about one … Continue reading →

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Red tape

Posted on April 28, 2009 by Travis

One of the main items at today’s department meeting was an unpleasant discussion about the Department Head, which is a new bureaucratic position dreamed up by Komplexify U’s administration, who apparently believe that the best way to deal with the … Continue reading →

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Headline FAIL

Posted on April 25, 2009 by Travis

Today’s top story, according to the news widget on the Queen B’s computer: Well, it’s either that or an EPIC MILE-HIGH CLUB FAIL.   You decide.

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Link o'the week

Posted on April 24, 2009 by Travis

Your argument is invalid If you were to cross the funny-captioning of I can have cheezeburger? with the surreal weirdness  of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, and you’d have Your argument is invalid. The site reminds me of the Panda on … Continue reading →

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Everything you're about to read is utterly true

Posted on April 22, 2009 by Travis

Usually the Onion prides itself on its parodies of news reporting, but I can find nothing in the following article that suggests anything other than the truth. Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up ‘ThunderCats’ LOS ANGELES — In … Continue reading →

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