Me: So how many stories should we read tonight?
Ladybug: Five stories!
Me: How about three stories?
Ladybug: Five stories!
Me: How about three stories?
Ladybug: Five stories!
Me: How about two stories?
Ladybug: Five stories!
Me: How about one story?
Ladybug: Five stories!
Me: How about no stories?
Ladybug: Five stories!
Me: Do you want to read a story tonight?
Ladybug: Yes!
Me: Then you need to compromise a little.
Ladybug: Oh.
Me: So how many stories should we read tonight?
Ladybug: How about two stories, and then three stories?
