Spied on a whiteboard on campus:
One of the main reasons why many people don’t wear their seatbelts when driving is because they fear that the seatbelt is more likely to hurt them in the event of an accident. Introducing South Dakota’s new seatbelt ad campaign:
Because nothing could comfort the worries of a fearful driver more than the concept of a crazed and carnivorous seatbelt wrapping itself around them.
Spied at the hair salon I went for a haircut:
Either they hung the anti-smoking placard upside down, or I entered a No Bondage zone.
Spied at Claire’s, a girlie accessory store the Ladybug likes to frequent:
Looks like Hello Kitty’s dead. Did I walk into Hot Topic by accident?
Spied outside a women’s clothing store:
I’m not sure how I’d market jeans to a lady, but a conversation in which her jeans describe stretching around her fat ass all night is not the approach I’d take.
Spied at the toy store:
Because it’s never too early to teach your children to set their sights really, really low.
