Hey Ferb! I know what we're we're gonna do today!

Our Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns, so carved at the Ladybug’s behest:

In the spirit of a Phineas and Ferb Halloween, here’s one of their scary tunes, which you can watch here.

One little scare

Come let’s tip-toe into the dark:
One good scare ought to do you well!
You’ll find our bite much worse then our bark.
One good scare ought to do you some good!

If you should find
The daily grind
A tad bit taxing on the mind,
To help unwind
If so inclined,
I have a small suggestion!
That if you dare
Into my lair
You should prepare for quite a scare!
But “Will you share
In this nightmare?,”
Will be my only question.

Baljeet: Boo!   Boo, I say!

Phineas: Baljeet?

Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet.   I am the scariest thing known to man… a failed math test!

Phineas: …..errr, right.   We’re just gonna move on now.

Baljeet: You can run!   But it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

If your hair lies lifeless and limp,
One good scare ought do you well.
Come with me now, don’t be a wimp!
One little scare ought to do you some good.

Phineas: Hello? Buford?

Buford: Behold… the face of evil.

Phineas: Buford, are you supposed to be Jeremy’s little sister? I thought you said you were going to be something scary.

Buford: She is scary, man. She gives me the willies.

Phineas: …. Little Susie Johnson gives you the willies.

Buford: You don’t know, man, You don’t know!

Phineas: Um… we’ll catch up with you later, okay?

Buford (to himself): Wash away the horror… Wash away the horror…

That is quite right,
I would delight
In taking flight
Into the night
And finally give you such a fright,
You know I surely would!
But if I seem
A bit extreme
In my attempts to make you scream.
Remember that this spooky scheme
Will cure… your hiccups… for good!

One little, one little, one little, one little,
One little scare ought to do you some good!

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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