Sitting down to the traditional Komplexify Family Thanksgiving dinner of barbecue ribs…
Ladybug: Dad, can I have a knife?
Me: No. You’re still a little kid. You don’t need a sharp knife.
Ladybug: But you have a knife.
Me: That’s because I‘m an old fart.
Ladybug: No you’re not. You’re not a old fart.
Me: Yes I am. Just ask your mom.
Ladybug: Mom? Is dad an old fart?
Queen B: No, Ladybug. I‘m the old fart.
Ladybug: See, daddy?