Monthly Archives: December 2009

Carmike karma

Despite all the claims that Hollywood glamorizes loose morals and fornication, I can think of no better argument against unsafe sex than any of the trailers for Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Just think about it: engage in the … Continue reading

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Merry X-mas

Now that the Big Day is past, allow me to fire one last salvo in this year’s War on Christmas. As hinted at previously, I find the whole Merry Christmas / Happy holidays battle pointless and irritating. On the one … Continue reading

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Daze of Christmas

The Queen B often accuses me of humbuggery this time of year, but I blame it on Christmas lights manufacturers.   I mean, why else would every set of Christmas lights I own have a plug that looks like this … Continue reading

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Sorry for the lack of posts, but ’tis the season for final exams, and those are always a massive timesuck.   But it is a chance to bask in the glory that is the idiot student. Adam gave up on … Continue reading

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It was a little past 6 o’clock.   Queen B was upstairs fiddling around on Facebook, with the Ladybug playing nearby.   I was downstairs in the laundry room, loading the washer with jeans and tee-shirts. The Ladybug bounded downs … Continue reading

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