Monthly Archives: December 2009

Carmike karma

Posted on December 30, 2009 by Travis

Despite all the claims that Hollywood glamorizes loose morals and fornication, I can think of no better argument against unsafe sex than any of the trailers for Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Just think about it: engage in the … Continue reading →

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Merry X-mas

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Travis

Now that the Big Day is past, allow me to fire one last salvo in this year’s War on Christmas. As hinted at previously, I find the whole Merry Christmas / Happy holidays battle pointless and irritating. On the one … Continue reading →

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Daze of Christmas

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Travis

The Queen B often accuses me of humbuggery this time of year, but I blame it on Christmas lights manufacturers.   I mean, why else would every set of Christmas lights I own have a plug that looks like this … Continue reading →

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Finale

Posted on December 22, 2009 by Travis

Sorry for the lack of posts, but ’tis the season for final exams, and those are always a massive timesuck.   But it is a chance to bask in the glory that is the idiot student. Adam gave up on … Continue reading →

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Punk'd

Posted on December 3, 2009 by Travis

It was a little past 6 o’clock.   Queen B was upstairs fiddling around on Facebook, with the Ladybug playing nearby.   I was downstairs in the laundry room, loading the washer with jeans and tee-shirts. The Ladybug bounded downs … Continue reading →

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