Overheard 1:
I had to go in for oral surgery today. I was sitting in the chair went the surgeon walked in and decided to be chatty. “So, what are we doing today?” he asked. “I said, man, you’re the surgeon. If you don’t know what we’re doing today, get me the hell out of this chair.”
Overheard 2:
Why do cashiers always have to ask you if they’re supposed to make change from the money you gave them? I mean, the dude rings up the price, I pull out a $20 and hand it to him, and then he stares and asks “Out of a twenty?”
“No, dude, I was just trying to free up my hands. I’m planning on completing this transaction with goats and chickens.”
