When driving home tonight I went by a sign that read
DALE’S TIRED
RETARD CENTER
I was aghast that anyone would name their business that, much less think that was a business niche that required filling.
However, before my indignation reached critical level, a noticed I had misread the sign, which actually was
DALE’S TIRE
RETREAD CENTER
So now I’m in a bit of an existential pickle as to what speaks more to my character — that I was appalled someone would use such terms, or that I subconsciously interpreted the sign like that in the first place?
