The Ladybug was playing with her new doll who, in addition to having eyes that close and anatomically correct naughty bits, also sports a cool pair of purple Crocs. The Queen B and I happened upon her as she was struggling I get them back on her doll.
“Do you need help?” I asked.
“Sure,” she sad, and handed me the doll and the shoes.
As I attached them to the doll’s feet, I noticed that they were similar to a pair of Crocs the Ladybug’s had outgrown the previous year. “These look kind of like your old Crocs,” I noted.
“Yes,” she agreed.
“I wonder if these will fit on your feet,” I joked.
“No,” she said incredulously.
“Of course not,” I laughed.
“I already tried to put them on.”