The Ladybug says

I just had a conversation with the Ladybug that she’s particularly proud of, and subsequently demanded that I post it to the web.   Here it goes…


Ladybug: Hey Dad?

Me: Yes?

LB: Are diapers like panties for babies?   Panties you can poop and tinkle in?

Me: I guess so.   Gross, but essentially correct.

LB: What about panties for your head?

Me: What?

LB: Does anyone were panties on their head?

Me: Not that I know of.

LB: How about for a costume?

Me: What kind of costume involves wearing panties on your head?

LB: A doctor.

Me: A doctor?   What kind of doctor wears panties on his head?

LB: All of them.   They wear those panties over their mouth to keep the germs in so people don’t get sick.

Me: ….

LB: Right?

Me: Touche, young one.   You have much wisdom.

LB: I do.   Quick, go write that on your blog.

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