Home from daycare…
Ladybug: Ugh. That Aspen is so mean to me. She always calls me a baby. I’m five years old.
Me: Sorry, kiddo. Some people are just mean.
Ladybug: Well, I know why Aspen is mean.
Ladybug: Because her name starts off with “ass.”
Ladybug: Dad, why don’t you like ballsy dragon guys?
Me: … I’m sorry, what?
Ladybug: Why don’t you like ballsy dragon guys?
Ladybug: You know, the cartoon?
Me: Ah. First off, it’s called Dragon Ball Z Kai…
Your daughter is way too freaking cute! I’ve missed hearing her thoughts on things.