Sunday song: Robot Riot

Did you ever wonder why mankind fell to the machines in the Matrix movies, or is fighting a losing battle against the killer robots of the Terminator timelines? I submit that it’s because there never was a hard-rock robutt-kickin’ anthem behind which to rally mankind to victory. Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, this critical oversight been rectified.

Robot Riot

It’s gonna be a mechanized melee,
A bit of a big bot brawl.
When we get through you’re gonna know it’s true:
The more metallic they are the harder they fall.
Don’t mess with me ’cause I’m a whole lot of trouble
when I’m backed up against the wall!

We’re gonna kick some robot chassis,
So you better tell your robot nation
To say a robot prayer, ’cause you better prepare
For an automaton annihilation.

You think you’re gonna take us down.
Well, mechanical man you just try it!
You gonna ride that rail out of town.
This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot!)
I think you know what I mean. (Robot Riot!)
This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot!)
I’m gonna break you down
And sell you for scrap metal
But I’ll keep the nuts to build myself a trampoline.
‘Cause your momma was a blender
and your dad was just a washing machine!

This is a Robot Riot!

I’m gonna rip you up, I’m gonna break you down!
I’m gonna take you to a chop shop down town!
You know that you’ll be dreadin’ this android Armageddon!
I think you better check your fluids ’cause I know you’re sweatin’!
You know you’re gonna lose and sing the robot blues!
You’ll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze!
I will deactivate ya, because I kinda hate ya!
Don’t wanna beat around the bush: I’m gonna decimate ya!

This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot!)
Oh man it’s on! (Robot Riot!)
This is a robot riot!
I’m gonna rip you up
and put you back together
In a new configuration just to mow my lawn.
‘Cause your sister is a fridge,
and you know her light is always on!

This is a Robot Riot!

Robot Riot!
Robot Riot! (Look Out!)
Robot Riot!
Robot Riot!

This is a Robot Riot! (Robot Riot!)
You better listen up, I got some breaking news:
I’m gonna melt you down and pour you on some baby shoes.
I’m really on a mission, I call it demolition
And when I’m through you’re gonna need more than a new transmission.
No matter how you strive, You’re gonna take a dive.
I’m gonna mess you up and devastate your hard drive.
I’m gonna shut you down, I’m teaching you a lesson,
Rip out your CPU and show it to you still processing!

This is a Robot Riot!

I’m gonna rip you up, I’m gonna break you down, (Robot Riot!)
I’m gonna take you to a chop shop down town! (Robot Riot!)
You know that you’ll be dreadin’ this android Armageddon! (Robot Riot!)
I think you better check your fluids ’cause I know you’re sweatin’! (This is a Robot Riot!)
You know you’re gonna lose and sing the robot blues!(Robot Riot!)
You’ll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze! (Robot Riot!)
I will deactivate ya, because I kinda hate ya! (Robot Riot!)
Don’t wanna beat around the bush: I’m gonna decimate ya (This is a Robot Riot!)

This is a Robot Riot!

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