Monthly Archives: July 2012

A Higgs boson walks into a church…

Posted on July 4, 2012 by Travis

…and sits in a pew. The pastor, spying it, says “You Bible-denying subatomic particles aren’t welcome in this house of God.” “Well,” says the boson, “good luck having mass today then, padre,” and leaves. Apparently scientists at CERN have made … Continue reading →

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I never metaparody I didn't like

Posted on July 1, 2012 by Travis

So the other day I showed you the greatest Bastardized Star Wars parody since Weird Al’s The Saga Begins.*  You will almost certainly recognize that the song is a parody of Gotye’s ethereal Somebody That I Used To Know, where … Continue reading →

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