Me: What do you you want to pack for snack today?
Ladybug: Oh, I don’t know.
Me: How about chocolate-covered grasshoppers?
LB: What?
Me: Don’t you remember seeing those in Beijing? Apparently Chinese people love them.
LB: Yeah, well, I’m not that kind of Chinese.
Me: Okay, little chimpanzee, it’s time to get dressed for school.
Butterfly: I’m not a chimpanzee. I’m a monkey.
Me: You’re a monkey?
BF: Yep.
Me: Then where’s your tail?
BF: I don’t have a tail. Just my privates and a butt.
