Monthly Archives: August 2013

Now You See Me: the komplexified script

[ Four magicians scattered across the United States are summoned to a crappy   New York apartment by Tarot cards.   Because when a random Tarot card tells you to do something, you do it, dammit.   ] Dave Franco: … Continue reading

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Conversations

In the morning. Me: I got up this morning at 2:05, then again at 6:09, and then again at 8:08. Queen B: So what? Me: On my digital clock, 2:05 demonstrates reflectional symmetry, while 6:09 demonstrates rotational symmetry, and 8:08 … Continue reading

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The Lone Ranger: the komplexified script

[ A train consisting of several cars filled with religiously devout passengers and one car filled with homicidal cannibalistic psychopath William Fichtner races through 1800’s Texas, because what could possibly go wrong?   The prison car also has Johnny Depp … Continue reading

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Iron Man 3: the komplexified script

[ Flashback to the 90s.   Robert Downy Jr. is a young, rich prick hopped up on booze and drugs at a party.   Incidentally, he’s also portraying “Tony Stark.” ] Robert Downy Jr: Yo, brick of cocaine, right here! … Continue reading

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