You can turn your back on a person…

Two things to avoid when late-night texting your significant other to inform her that you are ready for her drive up to the front of the movie theater since you have finished refilling your soda pop:

First, don’t summarize this as:

WE’RE ALL COKED UP AND READY TO RIDE.

Second, and more importantly, don’t accidentally send the aforementioned text to the head of PTA instead.


To be fair, Madame PTA took it pretty well. After I sent a second text clarifying the first, she asked:

WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE? “BLOW”?

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