Monthly Archives: January 2014

You can turn your back on a person…

Two things to avoid when late-night texting your significant other to inform her that you are ready for her drive up to the front of the movie theater since you have finished refilling your soda pop: First, don’t summarize this … Continue reading

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Homework doodles

Going through old student work, and came across this in place of Problem 8: ALL THE SWEARS!

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Bummer of a birthmark, Hal…

Driving to the little bugs’ gymnastics, we took a back road and came across this place: I’m not exactly sure what the company slogan is, but I can only hope it’s “Where the carpet matches the curtains.”

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I swear

The Butterfly — my four-year-old daughter — has something of a potty mouth. We knew it was going to be a problem when, on the morning of her third birthday, she woke up in her crib, sat up, blearily surveyed … Continue reading

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A birthday puzzle

Today is my birthday. Being a mathematician, I found out that my age can be expressed as a sum of consecutive prime numbers.  Not only that, but it can also be expressed as the product of the first and last … Continue reading

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