I find your lack of Olympic preparations disturbing

Certainly by now you’ve heard about the deplorable lack of preparedness evident at Sochi, from the communal toilets without (ironically) functioning internal plumbing to the Olympic ring misfire during the opening ceremony to reporters finding out about all those nonexistent gays.

It was especially embarrassing when the toilet problem and the ring problem combined…

But this… this… they should have prepared for:

On an unrelated note, I’ve been (inexplicably) watching a lot of Oylmpic curling at Sochi, and all I can say is those athletes’ homes must have immaculate floors.

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