Utah Republican Jason Chaffetz is vying to be the next Speaker of the House of Representatives.

You may know Chaffetz as the dude who chaired the Congressional Oversight Hearing on Planned Parenthood’s fetal tissue donations that turned up absolutely no evidence of wrongdoing. Just like when Georgia investigated it. And when Indiana investigated it. And also Massachusettes and South Dakota and Missouri and six other states.

The highlight of the hearing was, of course, Chaffetz’ incorrectly cited, ethically misleading, and mathematically stupefying chart which asserted, in part, that 327,00 was approximately four times larger than 935,573:

Nevertheless, Planned Parenthood has announced that it will no longer accept any reimbursement for its fetal tissue donations, so apparently Chaffetz sorta won that round.

With that in mind, I’ve decided to help him out in his quest to be Speaker by chaffetzing up some more charts that he can use for issues near and dear to the GOP.

You’re welcome, sir.

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