1. You include the phrase “If we stop and think about this abstractly for a minute.”
2. You invent new verbs you feel need to be encased in quotation marks, e.g. The set A is “functioned” to the set B.
3. You include ANY sentence that sounds like it was pulled from a Deepak Chopra book, e.g. As we move to the infinite, the finite differences between become meaningless and unimportant.