Monthly Archives: October 2016

It’s because they’re Arabic

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Cheap shot

So I got a flu shot and I voted early, or, equivalently, I protected my health by getting a little prick, and I protected my country by stopping a big one.

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Concession confession

NEW RULE: If after standing in the concessions line at the movies for at least 5 full minutes, when you finally get the cashier you only THEN ask your kids what they want to eat, YOU GO BACK TO THE … Continue reading

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Dennis the Phantom Menace

I’m out taking Cauchy for a walk around the neighborhood when I spy a father and his son, no doubt getting ready for Halloween, dressed in Jedi robes and have a lightsaber fight on their front lawn. As we approach, … Continue reading

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Shorter Presidential Debate #3

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