Ladybug: Ugh. This boy in my class kept saying how if Hillary gets elected, then everyone in the world will be dead three days after she becomes president.
LB: And he kept calling her “Killary.” “Killary’s gonna kill us all.” Over and over and over.
LB: I asked him about why he thought that, and he said it’s what his dad says. He’s just doesn’t her because his parents don’t like her.
Me: Probably. But, then again, don’t YOU like Hillary because your parents like her?
LB: Sorry dad, but I figured that one out on my own.