Monthly Archives: April 2017

You can’t spell “sass” without “ass”

The Butterfly, who just turned 8 on Monday, has always had something of a blue streak. For example, on the morning of her third birthday, she woke up in her crib, sat up, blearily surveyed the blankets and binkies littered about … Continue reading

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BCE

I haven’t been roller skating since before high school, although tonight’s evidence would actually suggest Before Christ.

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