Marriage, in a nutshell

Overheard at lunch:

Old Woman: Yuck! This isn’t a Diet Coke!

Old Man: It’s not. It’s a Sprite.

OW: I wanted a Diet Coke.

OM: I didn’t know what you wanted.

OW: I wanted a Diet Coke.

OM: I didn’t know that. How am I supposed to know that?

OW: I drink Diet Coke. I always drink Diet Coke. When have you ever seen me drink Sprite?

OM: You had Sprite at the potluck on Monday.

OW: That’s because they didn’t have any Diet Coke!

I suspect how funny you find this is inversely proportional to how long you have been married.

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