Monthly Archives: May 2018

Mother’s Day

Early in the week… Queen B: What I want for Mother’s Day is a clean house when I return home. Not just clean, but scoured. Me: Okay. Next few days… Me: [Scours toilets, sinks, stovetops, vacuums, dusts, disinfects, wood-wipes, etc.] … Continue reading

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Now you’re playing with power

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Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

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Shoulda gone with “ajar”

Butterfly: Let’s play a rhyming game. I’ll start. “Car.” Me: “Far.” BF: “Are.” Me: “Star.” BF: “Bar.” Me: “Afar.” BF: You already said that. Me: No, I said “far.” Now I said “afar.” BF: “Uh-far”? Me: Yes. It’s an old-fashioned … Continue reading

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These are not the graduates you are looking for

Me: I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to take off your helmet for the Commencement┬áProcessional. Student: Mmmmble mmble mmb? Me: I said, you’re going to have to take off your Clone Trooper helmet for Graduation. Student: Why? Me: Because … Continue reading

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