Mother’s Day

Early in the week…

Queen B: What I want for Mother’s Day is a clean house when I return home. Not just clean, but scoured.

Me: Okay.

Next few days…

Me: [Scours toilets, sinks, stovetops, vacuums, dusts, disinfects, wood-wipes, etc.]

Sunday morning…

Ladybug and Butterfly: It’s Mother’s Day. Let’s make mom breakfast in bed!

Me: Fine. But if you mess up in any way the kitchen I’ve spent three days cleaning, I shall kill you and present your steam-cleaned corpses as my Mother’s Day present.

… And that’s why we went to┬áthe winery for Mother’s Day.

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