Bumble

Ever have one of those mornings when you’re walking to work and you see a bumblebee buzzing near your feet so you kick the air around it to shoo the insect away only to realize that it has actually flown through one of the holes of your sandal and is now inside of your shoe because you can actually feel its fuzzy little body tickling around the underside of your foot causing you realize that “oh crap, this thing could sting me” so you drop all your bags and start screaming in panic as you hop around on one foot trying to undo the Velcro straps on the other sandal while several construction workers watch on in confused bemusement only to finally wrench off your sandal to find that it wasn’t a bee that had flown in there after all but was instead one of those fluffy white cottonwood seeds?

No?

Oh… er… me neither.

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