Monthly Archives: February 2019

No studs, either

A late night conversation in the car. BUTTERFLY: I can’t wait until I’m ten! ME: Why? BF: Because then I can get my piercings! ME: Yep. BF: I just have to decide where to get them. ME: In your ears, … Continue reading

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Everything old is new again

It’s a new morning in America. One in which we now have to specify which Aurora mass-shooting we’re taking about.

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Happy Vulcantine’s Day

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Forty-Five is on TV, expressing (in his distinctively third-grade reading-level way) his displeasure over Congress’ lack of funds for his border wall. The Butterfly walks in, stares for a moment, and says “Is that Kellyanne Con-Artist on Trump’s left?” Though … Continue reading

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Personal discovery: of the many ways to greet random passers-by in a friendly, socially-acceptable manner, “My dog has that same jacket” is not one of them.

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