Ladybug: [ telling me stories of her trip to Wisconsin ] You’d be so proud of me. I rode a rollercoaster.
Me: Awesome!
LB: Emmy went on this once that starts with a straight vertical drop, goes underground, and does a bunch of loop-the-loops.
Me: AWESOME.
LB: It was called “HADES 360.”
Me: Wow, you went on that?
LB: Oh God no. I went on the “Pegasus.”