Author Archives: Travis

American Woman

(Spoilers, obviously!)

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Methinks the dotard doth protest too much

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Marriage, in a nutshell

Overheard at lunch: Old Woman: Yuck! This isn’t a Diet Coke! Old Man: It’s not. It’s a Sprite. OW: I wanted a Diet Coke. OM: I didn’t know what you wanted. OW: I wanted a Diet Coke. OM: I didn’t … Continue reading

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Stickin’ it to the man

The Butterfly and I are out to lunch. Me: Ewww, I just stepped in gum. BF: Gross! Me: Who just throws their gum on the floor of a restaurant? BF: I know, right? You’re supposed to stick it under the … Continue reading

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Spider sense

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