Author Archives: Travis


Scene: A family outing for breakfast. The Butterfly is playing with the kid’s menu/activity page. Butterfly: Wanna play Mad-Libs? Me: Sure. BF: Adjective? Me: “Rotund.” BF: What? Me: It means fat. BF: Oh. Animal? Me: “Echidna.” BF: What? Me: It’s … Continue reading

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Ah, spring

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Still sharp

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Code Red

WaitingRoom { DeangelosMomsShame := 0; EverybodyElsesPatience := 100; while( DeangelosMomsShame < 1 ) do { Deangelo( DoBadThingNumber( RandInt(1..10) ) ); DeangelosMom( Say( “Stop that, Deangelo” ) ); Deangelo( Ignore( All ) ); DeangelosMomsShame := DeangelosMomsShame; EverybodyElsesPatience := EverybodyElsesPatience – 10; … Continue reading

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No studs, either

A late night conversation in the car. BUTTERFLY: I can’t wait until I’m ten! ME: Why? BF: Because then I can get my piercings! ME: Yep. BF: I just have to decide where to get them. ME: In your ears, … Continue reading

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