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Moonchild

Me: Did you do anything cool in school today? Butterfly: We did STEAM activities today. I learned about Andy Wormhole. Me: Who now? Butterfly: Andy Wormhole. He painted soup cans. Me: Ah. Andy Warhol. Butterfly: Oh yeah. Me: Yep. Butterfly: … Continue reading

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Stickin’ it to the man

The Butterfly and I are out to lunch. Me: Ewww, I just stepped in gum. BF: Gross! Me: Who just throws their gum on the floor of a restaurant? BF: I know, right? You’re supposed to stick it under the … Continue reading

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What the definition of is is

Scene:┬áThe family is eating at McDonald’s. Ladybug: Dad, what’s a “lister”? Me: What? Ladybug: A lister. Me: What? Ladybug: Is it a person who makes lists? Me: What are you talking about? Ladybug: That cup. It says to have lunch … Continue reading

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Icarus

Scene:┬áThe Butterfly and I are in my office. Me: That’s a beautiful butterfly you drew on the chalkboard. Butterfly: Thanks. Me: What is that big circle above its head with the lines coming out of it. Butterfly: That’s the bird … Continue reading

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With friends like these…

Me: Owwwww… Butterfly: What’s wrong, Daddy? Me: My leg hurts. I just can’t seem to sit in a position in which some joint in my leg doesn’t hurt. Butterfly: Sorry Daddy. Me: That’s okay. It’s what happens when you become … Continue reading

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