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Mother’s Day

Early in the week… Queen B: What I want for Mother’s Day is a clean house when I return home. Not just clean, but scoured. Me: Okay. Next few days… Me: [Scours toilets, sinks, stovetops, vacuums, dusts, disinfects, wood-wipes, etc.] … Continue reading

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Now you’re playing with power

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Shoulda gone with “ajar”

Butterfly: Let’s play a rhyming game. I’ll start. “Car.” Me: “Far.” BF: “Are.” Me: “Star.” BF: “Bar.” Me: “Afar.” BF: You already said that. Me: No, I said “far.” Now I said “afar.” BF: “Uh-far”? Me: Yes. It’s an old-fashioned … Continue reading

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Moonchild

Me: Did you do anything cool in school today? Butterfly: We did STEAM activities today. I learned about Andy Wormhole. Me: Who now? Butterfly: Andy Wormhole. He painted soup cans. Me: Ah. Andy Warhol. Butterfly: Oh yeah. Me: Yep. Butterfly: … Continue reading

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Stickin’ it to the man

The Butterfly and I are out to lunch. Me: Ewww, I just stepped in gum. BF: Gross! Me: Who just throws their gum on the floor of a restaurant? BF: I know, right? You’re supposed to stick it under the … Continue reading

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