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Bustin’ makes me feel good

SCENE: The family is eating out and talking about the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot. Me: The real problem with Ghostbusters is that it’s edited badly. It could be a funny movie, but they just carry gags on way too long, way … Continue reading

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Blankity-blank

Scene: A family outing for breakfast. The Butterfly is playing with the kid’s menu/activity page. Butterfly: Wanna play Mad-Libs? Me: Sure. BF: Adjective? Me: “Rotund.” BF: What? Me: It means fat. BF: Oh. Animal? Me: “Echidna.” BF: What? Me: It’s … Continue reading

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Still sharp

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No studs, either

A late night conversation in the car. BUTTERFLY: I can’t wait until I’m ten! ME: Why? BF: Because then I can get my piercings! ME: Yep. BF: I just have to decide where to get them. ME: In your ears, … Continue reading

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Parenting

Forty-Five is on TV, expressing (in his distinctively third-grade reading-level way) his displeasure over Congress’ lack of funds for his border wall. The Butterfly walks in, stares for a moment, and says “Is that Kellyanne Con-Artist on Trump’s left?” Though … Continue reading

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