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What the definition of is is

Scene:┬áThe family is eating at McDonald’s. Ladybug: Dad, what’s a “lister”? Me: What? Ladybug: A lister. Me: What? Ladybug: Is it a person who makes lists? Me: What are you talking about? Ladybug: That cup. It says to have lunch … Continue reading

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Icarus

Scene:┬áThe Butterfly and I are in my office. Me: That’s a beautiful butterfly you drew on the chalkboard. Butterfly: Thanks. Me: What is that big circle above its head with the lines coming out of it. Butterfly: That’s the bird … Continue reading

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With friends like these…

Me: Owwwww… Butterfly: What’s wrong, Daddy? Me: My leg hurts. I just can’t seem to sit in a position in which some joint in my leg doesn’t hurt. Butterfly: Sorry Daddy. Me: That’s okay. It’s what happens when you become … Continue reading

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Or “break-me”s

Scene: the Butterfly and I are watching the Ladybug doing conditioning at gymnastics. Me: Ugh. That looks exhausting. Butterfly: Those are called burpies. Me: If I tried to do that, they’d have to be called barfies. Butterfly: Dad joke? Me: … Continue reading

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TMI

Me: WHOA! You can wiggle your ears? Butterfly: Yes… See? Me: How do you do that? Butterfly: I just wiggle my ear muscles. Me [ tries ]: I’m trying, but all I’m doing is clenching by butt.

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