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No studs, either

A late night conversation in the car. BUTTERFLY: I can’t wait until I’m ten! ME: Why? BF: Because then I can get my piercings! ME: Yep. BF: I just have to decide where to get them. ME: In your ears, … Continue reading

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Parenting

Forty-Five is on TV, expressing (in his distinctively third-grade reading-level way) his displeasure over Congress’ lack of funds for his border wall. The Butterfly walks in, stares for a moment, and says “Is that Kellyanne Con-Artist on Trump’s left?” Though … Continue reading

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Hoo-hoo!

Butterfly: Hey Dad! I can do the moonwalk backwards! Me: So you can… walk?

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Inception

Butterfly: What’s this movie? Me: It’s called Deva Ju. Butterfly: Oh. I have the feeling I’ve seen it before. Me: I can’t tell if you’re being clever or non-self-aware.

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Definitions

Butterfly: Hey dad, I learned something new today at school in math. Me: What’s that? Butterfly: Prime numbers and compost numbers. Me: I’m pretty sure there is only one compost number… Number Two.

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