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Butterfly: I can’t believe we’re going to Justice! Me: It’s so hot out here, it should be called Juststeam.

“Dad, that car has pinstripes. If it was also white… and a truck… and a Honda… it would be EXACTLY like yours.”

Early in the week… Queen B: What I want for Mother’s Day is a clean house when I return home. Not just clean, but scoured. Me: Okay. Next few days… Me: [Scours toilets, sinks, stovetops, vacuums, dusts, disinfects, wood-wipes, etc.] … Continue reading →

Butterfly: Let’s play a rhyming game. I’ll start. “Car.” Me: “Far.” BF: “Are.” Me: “Star.” BF: “Bar.” Me: “Afar.” BF: You already said that. Me: No, I said “far.” Now I said “afar.” BF: “Uh-far”? Me: Yes. It’s an old-fashioned … Continue reading →