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Captain ‘Murika

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May the Force be with you

Princess Leia too? 2016 should be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc, where it can find a new definition of pain and suffering, as it is slowly … Continue reading

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Now THERE’s the droids you were looking for

Me: Hey kids, did you know R2-D2 and C-3PO are in Raiders of the Lost Ark? Bugs: Nuh-uh. Me: Yeah-huh. See? Kids: Whoaaaaaa… PARENTING WIN.

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Concession confession

NEW RULE: If after standing in the concessions line at the movies for at least 5 full minutes, when you finally get the cashier you only THEN ask your kids what they want to eat, YOU GO BACK TO THE … Continue reading

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Mea culpa

The other day, I joked that a “President Trump” would be something akin to “Immortan Joe” from Mad Max: Fury Road. After some hurt feelings on Facebook, I am here to apologize. I was wrong.  Donald Trump is nothing like … Continue reading

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