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Happy Star Wars Day! The best order for watching the Star Wars movies is: 4, 5, 3, 6, X, 7, 8. where X is any subset of { Episode 1, Episode 2, Rogue One, Solo } watched any order. Welcome, you are.

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Make the Galaxy Great Again

The Rise of Skywalker frames its hero as having a powerful family name and (grand)daddy issues, actively undoes everything the previous movie did, and sidelines its minority characters to satiate its most toxic, sexist, and racist fans. In other words, … Continue reading

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All I want for Christmas…

About to see Star Wars 9. My Christmas wish is that Rey’s parents remain dead drunkards, the Force now belongs to everybody, and after Rey and Co defeat the First Order, she starts a new egalitarian, non-Jedi group of Force … Continue reading

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Witness me

Popular on the interwebs: As imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…

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Butterfly: What’s this movie? Me: It’s called Deva Ju. Butterfly: Oh. I have the feeling I’ve seen it before. Me: I can’t tell if you’re being clever or non-self-aware.

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