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These are not the graduates you are looking for

Me: I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to take off your helmet for the Commencement┬áProcessional. Student: Mmmmble mmble mmb? Me: I said, you’re going to have to take off your Clone Trooper helmet for Graduation. Student: Why? Me: Because … Continue reading

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I got vision and the rest of the world wears bi-focals

We’re at the movies, watching the pre-preview features, one of which was a minute-long comedy cartoon called “Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid,” the entirety of which involves a dude shooting a high-schooler at a karate competition. For fuck’s sake … Continue reading

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American Woman

(Spoilers, obviously!)

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Captain ‘Murika

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May the Force be with you

Princess Leia too? 2016 should be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc, where it can find a new definition of pain and suffering, as it is slowly … Continue reading

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