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Tangerine Highroller

–apologies to Osip Mandelstam1 We are living, but can’t feel the land where we stay, More than ten steps away you can’t hear what we say. But if people would talk on occasion, They should mention the Tangerine Caucasian. His … Continue reading

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PWNCED

Thinking about the current state of COVID infections tearing through the United States in general and the White House in particular, having the head of the White House Coronavirus Task Force show up last night as a gaunt, translucent specter … Continue reading

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CARVID-19

PRESS RELEASE The South Dakota School of Motoring and Transportation (SDSMT) recommends that all drivers – Pass a driver’s test before driving this fall. – Maintain a safe following distance between drivers. – Not drive if they feel ill. – … Continue reading

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Bad apples

Maybe you’ve seen this cop meme floating around. Maybe you think in makes a good point. It doesn’t. First off, note that because it’s a meme, it is both overly reductive (“THE LEFT” to which it alludes is not a … Continue reading

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Cross product

Twitter is roasting Donald Trump for wishing “A HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY TO ALL”, and yet no one is giving him credit for not following it up with “HOW’S IT HANGIN?” Sad.

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