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Disregard females, acquire currency

I have been trying to figure out why Forty-Five is suddenly so interested in space. Then it hit me… He’s obsessed with acquisition. He’s only interested in profit and trade. He’s an unscrupulous businessman. He’s unapologetically misogynistic. He’s got sharp … Continue reading

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Space Force!

Forty-five is suggesting a new, separate but equal branch of the Armed Forces to provide militarized space defense. I can see how this would appeal to his base: 1) It provides more protection from all those illegal aliens. 2) “Separate … Continue reading

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And some, I assume, are good people

Spied while driving across South Dakota: Well played, Que Pasa.

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So long, and thanks for all the price gouging

Whenever I see Martin “Pharma Bro” Shkreli, I am reminded of a line from the 12th Chapter of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe: “He smiled a tight little smile which Zaphod wanted to hit with a brick.” … Continue reading

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UHF AF

I just filled out the Trump Media Accountability Survey (which I will not link to, but which you can easily Google for yourself).  Unfortunately, it wants $35 before it’ll show me any results.  Nice grift. However, for posterity’s sake, here … Continue reading

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