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Fun facts

Fun fact for you: In 1990, I flipped over my bike in a spectacular crash, resulting in me breaking my clavicle and knocking out a chunk of my two front teeth. As a result, part of my two front teeth … Continue reading

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NO CAPES!

I’m at the pediatric dentist’s office today, waiting for my kids to finish their appointment. The television in the waiting room is playing The Incredibles, and it gets to the part when Dash Parr races across the lake to evade … Continue reading

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Bumble

Ever have one of those mornings when you’re walking to work and you see a bumblebee buzzing near your feet so you kick the air around it to shoo the insect away only to realize that it has actually flown … Continue reading

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Marriage, in a nutshell

Overheard at lunch: Old Woman: Yuck! This isn’t a Diet Coke! Old Man: It’s not. It’s a Sprite. OW: I wanted a Diet Coke. OM: I didn’t know what you wanted. OW: I wanted a Diet Coke. OM: I didn’t … Continue reading

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Lock it up! Lock it up!

I just discovered that the Queen B┬áreset my Facebook sharing defaults to ONLY share my posts with her, who I assume must authorize them before they can be shared with other people. I’d be peeved about this, except that I’m … Continue reading

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