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Improv

The Ladybug: Hey dad, wanna hear a joke I made up? Me: Sure. LB: What did the man say when his wife went on vacation? Me: I don’t know.  What did the man say when his wife went on vacation? … Continue reading

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Customer service, or, Why Office Max can suck it

Prologue We have two main office supply stores in Rapid City: Office Depot and Office Max.  I personally have always been a bigger fan of Office Max, partly because of the Rubberband Man shtick a while back, but mostly because … Continue reading

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You can turn your back on a person…

Two things to avoid when late-night texting your significant other to inform her that you are ready for her drive up to the front of the movie theater since you have finished refilling your soda pop: First, don’t summarize this … Continue reading

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I swear

The Butterfly — my four-year-old daughter — has something of a potty mouth. We knew it was going to be a problem when, on the morning of her third birthday, she woke up in her crib, sat up, blearily surveyed … Continue reading

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Spoilers!

Scene:   The family has finished grocery shopping, and the Queen B and I are loading the goods onto the check-out counter as the cashier scans and bags them, while the Ladybug and Butterfly are playing just a ways off. … Continue reading

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