Forty-Five is on TV, expressing (in his distinctively third-grade reading-level way) his displeasure over Congress’ lack of funds for his border wall.
The Butterfly walks in, stares for a moment, and says “Is that Kellyanne Con-Artist on Trump’s left?”
Though secretly amused by her wordplay, I feel it is my parental duty to correct her.
“No sweetie. Kellyanne is on Trump’s right. She’s on your left.”