Scene: A family outing for breakfast. The Butterfly is playing with the kid’s menu/activity page.
Butterfly: Wanna play Mad-Libs?
Me: It means fat.
BF: Oh. Animal?
Me: It’s a spiny ant-eater.
BF: Oh. Heavy object?
Me: “The Colossus of Rhodes.”
Me: It’s a big statue.
Mom [growing annoyed]: Why not “Thor’s Hammer”? That’s heavy.
BF: Dad said his first. Past-tense verb?
Mom [sarcastically]: Ha… ha.
Me: Thor loser.