We’ve come a long way since Cleveland

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Welcome to America

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Disregard females, acquire currency

I have been trying to figure out why Forty-Five is suddenly so interested in space. Then it hit me…

  • He’s obsessed with acquisition.
  • He’s only interested in profit and trade.
  • He’s an unscrupulous businessman.
  • He’s unapologetically misogynistic.
  • He’s got sharp white little teeth.
  • He’s got weird orange skin.
  • He’s got a massive forehead covering comb-over.

Dude’s just trying to get back to Ferenginar.

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Space Force!

Forty-five is suggesting a new, separate but equal branch of the Armed Forces to provide militarized space defense.

I can see how this would appeal to his base:

1) It provides more protection from all those illegal aliens.

2) “Separate but equal” just has a nice ring to it.

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