Part I
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try.
Part II
Teacher: Ralph, if your father had 10 dollars and you asked him for six dollars, how many dollars would your father have left?
Ralph: Ten.
Teacher: You do not know your math.
Ralph: You do not know my father.
These jokes first appeared in Boy’s Life magazine. The first joke is from May of 1973. I do not know when the second was published.
lol very amusing
Comment by piickle — 03.1.09 @
that was really funny, hahahahahha
Comment by Rajj — 03.1.09 @
ha ha h ahhh! I believe I read these jokes when they were first published, back in the day in scouts.
Comment by c l rose — 03.1.09 @
Hahah it’s things like this that get me excited about parenting
Comment by Ash — 03.2.09 @
smart. =)
Comment by somedude — 03.2.09 @
Sounds like my dad alright. Haha! Great joke.
el Rey wth ever, you’re odd. And quite rude. Apologise!
Comment by Kim — 03.7.09 @
Oh wow. Please remember these are joke intended for elementary school-aged and such kids. They aren’t exactly intended to be gut-busting hilarious to most people.
Comment by doodeedoo — 03.7.09 @