–by Dennis Gannon (1940-1991)
(Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)
Fill the boards with differentials,
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la.
Note that du’s are essential,
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la.
C’s are constants here before us,
Fa-la-la La-la-la La-la-la.
Integration cannot floor us,
Fa-la-la La-la-la La-la-la.
Quizzes always make us queasy,
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la.
Max and mins are never easy,
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la.
Conic volumes we can measure,
Fa-la-la La-la-la La-la-la.
The FTC we’ll always treasure,
Fa-la-la La-la-la La-la-la.
You can find another Dennis Gannon Calculus Carol here.
