A statistics major, working on his stats homework, suddenly asks his roomate “Isn’t statistics wonderful?”
“How so?” asks the roommate.
“Well, according to statistics, there are 42 million alligator eggs laid every year. Of those, only about half get hatched. Of those that hatch, three fourths of them get eaten by predators in the first 36 days. And of the rest, only 5 percent get to be a year old for one reason or another. Isn’t statistics wonderful?”
“What’s so wonderful about all that?” asks the roommate.
“Well, duh! If it weren’t for statistics, we’d be up to our asses in alligators!”