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03.23.09

B.S. Bingo

Filed under: Academic humor — Travis @

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

How to play

The rules couldn’t be easier! Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “Bullshit!

Synergy Strategic Fit Gap Analysis Best Practice Bottom Line
Revisit Bandwidth Hardball Benchmark Core Business
Value-Added Proactive Win-Win Big Picture Fast Track
Result-Driven Empower Knowledge Base Total Quality Touch Base
Mindset Client-Focused Ball Park Game Plan Leverage

Testimonials

Testimonials from satisfied players:

“I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won.” –Jack W., Boston

“My attention span at seminars has improved dramatically.” –David D., Miami

“What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.” –Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop as 32 of us listened intently for the elusive 5th.” –Mary G., Denver

“The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed ‘Bullshit!’ for the third time in two hours.” –Kathleen L., Atlanta

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