Do not, under any circumstances, leave your child unattended!

  1. Child may unlock and crawl into cabinets, hoping to hide away from parents or unexpected visitors. Cabinet
  2. With the newly acquired lock-opening skill, child may realize that food is not always off-limits! Food
  3. Now an expert locksmith, the child may endeavor to expand her horizons…possibly mailfraud?!?!.  No sealed box is ever to be left unattended, especially with popcorn inside. Popcorn
  4. Finally, with all of these acquired skills, cryptography and tattooing will be of great benefit for a future in crime (I mean, seriously…)Tattoo

Aloha!

P.S.  She really is an angel…most of the time!